Acid is not a monday night drug
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
not ubering you a puppy
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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