Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Randomize
