So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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