I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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