but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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