help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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