I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It's like God shit irony all over that family
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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