so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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