Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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