how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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