I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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