I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We had to coat check the pizza.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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