do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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