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bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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