idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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