i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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