you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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