my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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