so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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