I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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