i think i have herpe
just one?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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