either way he was missing a nipple.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
How's work?
Spinning.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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