Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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