Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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