): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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