In the future we'll all be gay
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!