I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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