she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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