The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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