ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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