dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
