u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
My ass is underappreciated
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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