I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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