all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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