I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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