ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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