We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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