Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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