is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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