These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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