she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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