there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
