I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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