it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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