WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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