at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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