Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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