Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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