they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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