just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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