Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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