she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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