White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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