white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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