at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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